Well they say that opposites attract
I can see it now as i look back
He liked kenny g, i loved johnny cash
WeÂ'd bark and hiss like dogs and cats
The thing that ticked me off the most
Was how heÂ'd beat his chest, brag and boast
Each time we had a difference of opinion


Well he liked the covers pulled down and i didnÂ't
He thought i should lose a few pounds and i didnÂ't
What finally tore our love apart was a matter of religion
He thought he was god and i didnÂ't

Well it was more than just a loverÂ's spat
In the civil war of the thermostat
HeÂ'd go on and on like a maniac
WeÂ'd go back and forth and forth and back
I can see him now with his cocky smirk
Should have known then it wouldnÂ't work
StandinÂ' there pushinÂ' all my buttons

Well he liked the toilet seat up and i didnÂ't
He thought i should be a c cup and i didnÂ't
What finally tore our love apart was a matter of religion
He thought he was god and i didnÂ't

He really thought he was the man
Held my whole world in his hand
But if he ever comes down from that cloud heÂ's sittinÂ' on
Hallelujah brothers and sisters iÂ'll be gone

Solo

What finally tore our love apart was a matter of religion
He thought he was god he really liked himself a lot
He thought he was god and i didnÂ't